Autographs

Hanging in my office I have a framed image of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure (which just happens to be the greatest feat of brilliance in cinematic history).  To make it even better, it’s signed by Alex Winter aka Bill S. Preston, Esquire.

I also have some playing cards signed by famous magicians like David Blaine, Criss Angel and Joshua Jay.  And in a special place of honor, next to my desk (where I can gaze at it lovingly) is Bill Nye the Science Guy’s autograph.

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I really like autographs.  It’s so cool to hold something in your hands that was held by someone you admire – something they’ve actually put their unique stamp on.

It just wouldn’t be the same if they weren’t authentic autographs.  If someone, even someone with the best of intentions, started forging signatures of a person I admire, I would be upset.  Even if the forgeries looked identical, they wouldn’t be authentic and would be totally meaningless.

It makes me think about the priesthood.  It’s not the outward ordinances of the priesthood that make it amazing, it’s the realization that it is the Lord’s priesthood.  He holds this priesthood and it bears His unique stamp.

The world is full of people claiming to act in Christ’s name, but where did their authority come from?  Even the most well-meaning person can not act in the Lord’s name without His divine stamp of approval, without His authority.  He had always granted His authority through the laying on of hands by His authorized servant.  Without this authority, ordinances are meaningless even if they are exact replicas of the actual ordinance.

Just an FYI for those who might not know about it: Melchizedek priesthood lines of authority can be requested from the LDS Church.

http://www.lds.org/church/news/members-can-request-priesthood-line-of-authority?lang=eng

Exploding Sea Shells

For the past 50 years or so the CIA has been coming up with creative ways to assassinate Fidel Castro.  Besides the classic exploding cigar, one of the most unusual plots involved Castro’s favorite sport, scuba diving.  The plan (which was never actually implemented) was to place a bomb inside of a conch shell.  The brightly colored bomb shell (no pun intended) would be placed near one of Castro’s favorite diving spots.  He would be intrigued enough to pick up the shell and then… game over.

The shell that was to be used was a king helmet conch.  I keep one of these (minus the bomb, of course) on my fireplace mantel.  It’s a constant reminder to me that distractions and diversions can be dangerous.  I have a million hobbies, I’ll be the first to admit it.  They keep me occupied and help take my mind off the stresses of daily life.  The danger occurs when I get to involved with my hobbies and lose focus of what’s truly important.